Chocolate Creme Fraiche Cake

Be velvet.

Be so

softsorichsolush

that anything other than love and kind and admiration just turns to space

[see: a bulbous spider consumes the trapped within its fibers
in an episode of This Is The Other Side]

Be sodamnfull

it transforms the rest to either nothingness,

or smooth sweet cloud cream fluff atop sugar and butter and flour all

for you.

One Year: Atlantic Beach Pie
Two Years: The Best Peanut Butter Cookies
Three Years: NYT Mac and Cheese
Four Years: Spaghetti with Butter-Roasted Tomato Sauce
Five Years: Brown Butter Coconut Bread

Chocolate Creme Fraiche Cake
Makes one 9×13-inch cake

CAKE:
2 cups granulated sugar
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup freshly brewed strong coffee
3 oz semisweet chocolate, roughly chopped
1 tbsp espresso powder
3 eggs
1/2 cup creme fraiche
1/2 cup canola oil
2 tsp pure vanilla extract

FROSTING:
4 tbsp unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup creme fraiche
2 1/2-3 cups confectioner’s sugar
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
1-2 tbsp whole milk

CAKE:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and butter a 9×13-inch cake pan. In medium-sized bowl, whisk together eggs, creme fruit, oil, and vanilla and set aside. Pour hot coffee over the chocolate, stirring until melted. Stir in the espresso powder and set aside. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together sugar, flour, cocoa, baking soda, and salt. Stir coffee mixture into dry ingredients. Stir creme fraiche mixture into the batter until just combined. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 25-30 minutes, until a tester comes out of the center of the cake clean, with moist crumbs. Transfer cake to a rack to cool completely before frosting.

FROSTING:
Beat together butter and creme fraiche. Beat in confectioner’s sugar in 1/2 cup increments, alternating with the vanilla and the whole milk, until smooth and creamy. When the cake is completely cool, spread the top of the cake with frosting. Slice into squares and enjoy. Cake will last up to three days if kept refrigerated; simply remove from the refrigerator 30 minutes before serving.